Funny skits ga kamfanin: jokes, miniatures da kuma tatsuniyoyi

Yana da babban lokacin da ta buga a festival funny al'amuran. Domin kamfanin, dan kadan tipsy kuma fansa, shi zai zama mai ban sha'awa ko da ya dauki bangare a cikin wani impromptu comic yi. Ba lallai ba ne su shirya a gaba wani dakin, ko idan ta dogara ne a kan improvisation. A funny skits ga kamfanin ya zabi mafi kyau na duk aka sani ayyuka da gyaggyarawa su labarin.

Raffle magana, - posmeshili gaskiya mutane!

Za mu iya bayar da irin wannan hamayya: uku mutum teams yi wasa funny anecdotal al'amuran. Ga wani kamfanin na wanda ba a sani mutane, har ma da irin wannan aiki ne ba sosai rikitarwa, amma shi ba ka damar da sauri hadu da yin abokai. Saboda mun san cewa babu wani abu da haɗa kan bangaskiya, kamar yadda wani hadin gwiwa kasuwanci, da mafi m. The aiki na iya riga ya žunshi cikakkun labari mai ban dariya skits, barkwanci, amma za a iya sanya yiwu. Alal misali, "Scene-magana, game da wani sharri uwa-da m zyate" ko "halshen magana, game da mai hikima da kuma butulci Chapaeva Petka". iya, kuma bai yi amfani da funny hotuna da tayin doke su a gaban baƙi.

Shirya domin gasar funny miniatures

ya kamata ka karba dole jingina ga wasa ministsenok. Yana iya zama Scarves da huluna, da dama tabarau (tsõhuwa tare da wani na roba band kuma superfashionable rãnã), ƙarya gyammansu, mustaches, da hanci, kayan shafawa, laima, kama kifi sanda, kama kifi takalma, yara wasan yara makamai (takuba, da takubansu, bindigogi, Pistols, bakkuna da kibansu) . Duk da haka, da zabi na iya zama da yawa mafi fadi, shi duka dogara da abin da irin funny skits ga kamfanin ya zo hankali artists. Shi ne wata ila cewa za su bukatar wani yara tricycle, ko Labari Kaka ta saka, gudun kan ko kwandon da tattara namomin kaza.

Kirsimeti labari

Gay scene tabbata a faranta baƙi, idan shi m zai dauke da aljanna sihiri labarin. Alal misali, yana iya zama "haihuwa labari na wani kifin zinari da wani zamani karkatarwa."

Kalmomi daga marubucin:

Ya rayu tsõhuwa da wani matashi-biznesledi hubby
A teku, tsibirin Caribbean.
Suka zauna a cikin marmari castle
Daidai shekaru uku, uku yini uku da dare.
An haihuwa mace ya rayu a wani sansani da cewa masu zuwa,
Wani yaro yaro ne - kullum.
Kafin barin, tsohon lady azabtar da ...

A tsohon mace:

Ka nuna hali, Krotik na dama!
Nechay nan privechayut wanda babu bugawa,
A kulle a tebur kira a shuka.
Bayan duk, kome kyau shi ba zai kawo karshen,
Musamman, tun za ka fara jawo hankalin mata.
Ba na so don tsorata ta Rybonka -
Taba samun Na cuce shi ba zan yi ba ...
Amma akwai wanda yake a cikin duniya na sharri,
Girman kai, wayo, kishi amma m!
"Woman" ne da gaske abin da imechko -
Wannan wanda ya kamata ka ji tsoron wani karni!

Author:

Ya ce tsohuwar mace ta yaro,
Glazonki tsare a cikin ƙasa rataye da ya ...

aboki:

Mene ne ku, Mamic ta puzipuzichka!
Kai ne na krasotulya-arbuzichka!

Author:

Saboda haka ya ce, ya patted da haihuwa mace
... sa'an nan ƙananan baya, sa'an nan da mai ciki!
A lokaci guda winking ido
Bãyi, da shoferitse, da lambu.
Kuma da haihuwa mace ya tafi tsibirin nan,
Sun yaro gudu zuwa cikin teku.
Ya fara danna zinariya kifi.

aboki:

Kifi da kifi! Da sauri bari iyo a nan!
A tsohon mace ne ta preprotivnaya aikin jefar sake!
Sabuwar Shekara ya quite a kan hanci,
To ka kyauta da ni, Kifi, ya yi!
Na jira minti daya ko biyu, tun ba yavishsya - zargi kanka!

Author:

Ya shiga jirgin ruwa zuwa ga kifi da kuma tambayi ...

kifin zinari:

Abin da vopish ku, yaro, ba shine al'amarin ba, sa'an nan?
Ni a kyauta to ku shirya.
A nan, duba ...

Author:

Kuma a kan bar tekun!
Kuma ba wani kifi a duk, da kuma yarinya!
Young, kyau, da kwarjini da taƙama!
Tsohon mayya-biznesmenshe ba kamar wata, sai ga.
Kuma aboki ce Fish
Waɗannan su ne zantuttukan da fitarwa, ...

kifi:

Ko da yake na kifi, kamar, bẽbãye,
Kuma banda kisan gillar marine dabbobi,
Amma ba ni ne manufar incorporeal -
Ni mace, shafa da namiji m.
Ka sa ka rungume ni tighter, sumbace a bakina, zafi -
Kuma zan cika abin da ka tambaye -
Wish zo gaskiya a cikin Sabuwar Shekara a tsakar dare ...

Labule (biyu "scenes na ma'aikata 'iznin, rike da wata miƙa takardar ko wani yanki na masana'anta).

Author:

Saboda haka yaro kama a rybii cibiyar sadarwa
Saboda haka ya aka kai zur ...
Yake na kokarin son shi slimy kifi,
A daya cewa kawai jũna a irin dadi.
Duk da haka, da Guy cewa shi ne ba sabon abu ba:
Ya yi amfani da su sayar don tsabar kudin.
Sa'an nan ya zo cikin lokacin murna da shi,
Lokacin da Fish nufin ya cika
Ya bayyana aniyarsu. Kuma ya ce ...

"The labule aka koma baya" - tafi wajen "mataki ma'aikata" rike da wani nama kashi.

aboki:

Kuma ina so ƙaunatattu kifi,
Don matata na dã ya kasance matasa, fiye da ni,

Beauty dã ya kasance indescribable!

Kuma duk da ɗan jin dãɗin, dukiya
Mine ya kasance ...

Author (karanta rubutu da kuma 'yan wasan kwaikwayo nuna, improvising)

Kifi zloradostno grinned,
Aboki nuna wani toothy MAW ...
A daidai wannan lokacin ya juya a cikin wani ƙasƙancin rãyuwa tsohon mutum,
Dattijon ƙasƙancin rãyuwa, launin toka-masu gashi kuma m.
A kujera yana zaune a keken hannu,
A cikin tẽku surface ya duba bakin ciki.
A yarinya da aka matarsa.
Kuma shi ne shi gaskiya, m - mu yi ba sani.
Kawai labarin ne, mu duka ze
Maimaita, canza fãce kaɗan.
Saboda kamar yadda a cikin Sabuwar Shekara ta dare
Yana kuwa shi ne sha'awar tunani mai hikima.
Kada so ka baƙo haka, tir,
Kuma neman sa'a, kiwon lafiya!
Kuma a sa'an nan da fatan alheri
Ba zai kasa a cika nan da nan!
Kuma sai ruwan inabi tabarau cika!
Kuma fuskoki haske a sama tare da murmushi,
Kuma fun a cikin gidan sai ya kwana!